Reasons why I decided to get into shape. post
Posted on: Nov 08, 2015
- I didn't want to be a stereotypical out-of-shape web programmer.
- I suddenly found desire to have need to replace every tech/conference/work shirt I owned.
- So I wouldn't feel like I'm swimming in my hoodie.
- I want to run better than Internet Explorer.
- It was a better long term weightloss plan than cutting off body parts.
- I wanted to be immortalized on the gym wall as a success story.
- I'm a big Randy "Macho Man" Savage fan and want to accurately go as him for Halloween some year.
- Wanting to impress all my non-existent ex's who aren't looking my way anymore anyway.
- I want to be lighter than my website's page weight.
- How else would I survive the zombie apocolypse?
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